The Hamstring Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Smyth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smyth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.