The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“The broadcast shows Smyth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.