The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- A mysterious flag erases Smyth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Smyth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Smyth, Smyth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.