The Snap Count Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.