The Doink Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smyth. Smyth does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Smyth's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Smyth scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.