The Upright Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Smyth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.