The Shank Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Smyth gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Smyth, Smyth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.