The Hamstring Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Smyth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smyth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.