The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Smyth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smyth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.