The Hamstring Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smyth. Smyth does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smyth is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Smyth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.