The Snap Count Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Smyth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Smyth, Smyth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.