The Wind Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Smyth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Smyth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.