The Wide Left Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smyth's stadium. Only over Smyth.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smyth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.