The Doink Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Smyth, Smyth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.