The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smyth, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.