The Doink Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Smyth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smyth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.