The Mystery Tweak Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Ref: "Number Smyth, that's a flag." Smyth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Smyth gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Smyth, Smyth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.