The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
- Smyth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smyth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.