The Phantom Flag Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.