The Upright Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“A mysterious flag erases Smyth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Smyth kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Smyth, Smyth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.