The Hamstring Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Smyth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smyth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.