The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smyth's stadium. Only over Smyth.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smyth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.