The Snap Count Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Smyth warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
78%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smyth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.