The Late Scratch Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smyth. Smyth does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Ref: "Number Smyth, that's a flag." Smyth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smyth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.