The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
91%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.