The Snap Count Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.