The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Brown gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.