The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.