The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.