The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Brown scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.