The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.