The Late Scratch Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.