The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Brown gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.