The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Brown breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
80%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.