The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Brown gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
79%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.