The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
85%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.