The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Coach says Brown is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.