The Hamstring Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Brown gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Coach says Brown is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.