The Fumble Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.