The Late Scratch Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Brown rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
85%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.