The Fumble Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.