The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.