The Garbage-Time Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.