The Late Scratch Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.