The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.
79%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.