The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.
- Brown is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
82%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Ja'Marr Chase
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- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
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- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Joe Burrow
FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.