The Late Scratch Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.