The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Brown gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Coach says Brown is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.