The Stuffed Run Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.