The Fumble Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.